Joana Bliss: Season’s Blissing

Just the kind of beauty you’d want to find under your tree. The girl whose lovely smile lights up the darkest night, Joana Bliss serves up a great big dish of season’s greetings. Joana does her holiday lingerie justice. Here’s your Xmas gift, wrapped and unwrapped. Bliss out with Miss Bliss.

This is why it’s the most wonderful time of the year. We give thanks for the busty beauties of the world, such as Joana Bliss and all the other bra-busting babes who bring the reason for the season to SCORELAND.

Dressed to bliss you out in her holiday lingerie, fantasy femmes like Joana are the greatest gifts of all. Old Saint Nick never had a helper who looked like this.

The world’s politicians should pay attention to her words and her New Age philosophy.

“The important thing is to love each other, and the rest will be perfect. I feel it is very healthy to release the sexual energies and not let these energies build up for too long in the body. We are born naked. I am not ashamed of my body, and I like to show it.”

And what’s that hidden under a pillow? It looks like Santa delivered his gift early. We’ve long suspected Mr. Claus was a horny old goat. Joana puts her gift to good use.

“I don’t look at modeling as a job,” Joana told us. “When you do something with pleasure, you forget that it is a job, and it doesn’t become a job. This happens to me when I model.”

Happy holidays, Joana.